skarchomp:

skarchomp:

skarchomp:

the Komodo Dragon is the biggest, strongest, most dangerous apex predator that is physically incapable of looking at all threatening

i could conceivably be torn to pieces and eaten alive by these things and my last words would be “lmao” 

me on my way to bring down an elk twice my size using deadly bacteria that grows on my fangs

roboticreplication:

reclriot:

*disassociates while playing rhythm game and somehow gets a perfect score*

yeah it’s called the Rhythm Game Trance State and it’s guaranteed to get you a Perfect score but only if you lose 90% of your awareness of the surrounding universe and float off into another dimension while your hands remain in the material world to break lose all hell on a poor game controller

markv5:

Когда пытаешься навести порчу на своего противника

Когда пытаешься навести порчу на своего противника

aaronburrssexdungeon:

i searched martin luther in the gifs section and this is the only result and i’m losing my mind

Originally posted by zucchinicrisps

alleenickel:

blue-fluffy-dragon:

zombiebrainsoup:

nuka-rockit:

nuka-rockit:

nuka-rockit:

nuka-rockit:

the bible but its retold in memes

“if she eat the fruit, she a thot”, the Allmighty said

“all women are queensssss” the serpent hissed into Eve’s ear

HE saw that they had eaten the fruit. and so with divine fury, he cast them out of Paradise as HIS voice thundered across the planes

“This bitch sentient. YEET”

Jesus handed his disciples the cup with wine

“take a sip babes, for this is my blood”

as he cast samael the lightbringer out of heaven, the lord turned to his voice. metatron, this is so sad. play despacito

God saw how corrupt the earth had become, for all the people on earth had corrupted their ways. Then said for all, but Noah and his family, “then perish”

And on the seventh day, God said: “It is Sunday, my dudes.”